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pirate-in-daps · 10 months ago

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beware controversial uk football opinions below i don't watch football or follow football so don't come for my jugular please and thanks

i'm not a man city fan but the bare hatred people have for them is wild like

all footie teams but esp premier league teams are the same babes join us lot in league 1 if you're saying your team isn't "like that" and you'll see how "like that" they are

#my team literally just sacked hoey barton none of our teams are pious #newcastle is just sportswashing on steroids like #also fuck man city all my homies have a complicated relationship with the club their father supports also fuck man city #and fuck chelsea too i used to support chelsea and a chelsea fan made me miss my bus the other day fuck chelsea dudes #also also fuck man city their women's team took sunderland's place in the super league #i am indiscriminate i hate all teams equally especially my own and especially especially our derby partners #everyone always hates whoever is top of the league and then some the only virtuous team is everton who will never be in that position #also liverpool is blue also fuck everton also also yeovil town have the best colours #i am legally required to hate yeovil town #best merch is mackem but shit colour scheme #'you don't follow football you don't get an opinion' football follows me so yeah i do #if you take any of this seriously then the joke is on you bestie

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